Buy funny cool, funky and original tees here

Hey, opened up a t-shirt store, for funny t-shirts, all (mostly) original designs. You can get them here.

Common Roddick - for America

come on Roddick do it for America.... USA USA USA!!!

Branded Search

Hey everyone, it's been a while, but if you could use this search site it'd be just grand.

http://www.otherrandomstuff.com and http://www.otherrandomstuff.co.uk

it's a google search, same as google.com, same results, same everything, but when you go through other random stuff, I get a kickback, and I'm trying to partially finance my company though this. Thanks a bagillion.

- J

Euro English

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troub lesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl

I'VE MOVED! - http://the.lavida.me.uk

ive moved to a better place

and by better I mean my own domain name the.lavida.me.uk - so please update your bookmarks etc.. etc... and head on over to the new the la vida.

Later.

I've been painting again - and again... it's just not that good.

Although, that's what I think, some people think it's not half bad, personally I think it looks like a 4 year old could have probably done better, but hey, here it is, and ... it's also hanging up in my living room at the moment. Ha!

Enjoy.

I made anoter video!

This time its not 74 minutes, and doesn't involve me in it in the least. My roommate provided me with some funny photos from Spain, so I figured why not make them into a short flick and post them up on You Tube.

As such here it is.